She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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