is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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