Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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