I faked an abortion last night.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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