Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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