i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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