I never want to see another naked old woman again.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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