No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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