So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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