sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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