I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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