Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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