Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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