Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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