We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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