let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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