On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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