Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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