I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish you could order shots online.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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