in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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