38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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