I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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