And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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