Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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