I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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