I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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