When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
