Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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