Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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