why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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