She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
the raccoons are back...
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