Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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