is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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