Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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