dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
