38 yer olds are good kisserssss
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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