i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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