And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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