and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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