I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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