Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
it's great music for shaving your balls
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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