fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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