Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
So here I am, sexting at work.
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