I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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