bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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