whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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