Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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