That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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