Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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