I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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