I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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