I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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