youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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