it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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