its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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