yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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