I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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