Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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