@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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